Rod Works Arizona is opening soon!!! Everyone should totally check out that link AFTER you finish this blog. I bring this up because my fabulous in-laws are the owners of this franchise. This means that they get to open a cell phone account for their employees, one of which is my beautiful wife. Due to this, we found ourselves at the Verizon store last Friday where they were picking out their new “smart phones.” Casey got a iphone 4, while my in-laws opted for the htc incredible.
Now as many of you know the invention of smart phones led to the explosion of “apps.” There are so many different types of “apps” for almost anything imaginable. “Apps” can be used for news, weather, movies, jokes, pranks, killing egg-stealing pigs, and my favorite, word games!!!
You see I too am the proud owner of a smart phone (Droid 2) and a few weeks back I started playing a “scrabble-like” game called Words With Friends against my brother in Provo and various classmates at school. I love it and so it was the first “app” I suggested for all of my in-laws. They all downloaded it and we spent Easter weekend playing one another. It was all fun and games until Sunday Night…
My wife and I were playing against each other and she was getting frustrated because I was only using short words, making it difficult for her to find places to play her letters. I finally used a five-letter word so she would be able to start a new branch with a longer word and open up the game a little bit more.
So what does she do?? She plays a two-letter (QI) word that blocks any other potential moves off my long word!!! I started joking with her about how she just did exactly what I was doing that got her so frustrated. She responded by hurling a pillow at me that knocked the ipad I was holding out of my hands and into my face resulting in this:
This is a few hours after “the incident,” but you can still see the result. Initially, it bled like crazy! I thought I was going to need a transfusion… okay not really but it bled more than I thought it would.
Anyway, this incident set off a wave of emotions. My wife felt horrible and was near tears. I had to ensure her multiple times that it was an accident, and that I was not mad at her in any way. I was a little mad that I had a gash in my face, but I did not blame her. I blame apple for making their ipad cases so dang sharp!
This was the first time either of us had actually physically hurt the other. She felt bad until the next day when I accidently cut her toe shutting that stupid drawer most people have beneath their oven. Then we were even. It was a first in our marriage.
I hope you all go out and get words with friends (my user name is jordanbrough ßjust like that). Just beware of pillows and ipad cases if you do.
JB
PS Now go click on the Rod Works link above!!!
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